Substack, You're a Demanding Lover

From zero to 2,874: A journey through bestseller highs, summer lulls, and a reality check

Well hello there, gorgeous humans. We need to have a little chat.

You know that feeling when you meet someone new and they're absolutely intoxicating? The butterflies, the late nights spent crafting the perfect message, the way your heart skips when you see their name pop up on your phone? That's exactly what happened between me and Substack back in Nove…